I never have worn any Disney merchandise – not mouse ears, not a funny shirt that matches my traveling crew, not even any Star Wars memorabilia.
None.
Alas, after spending nearly a week in and around various Disney parks, I was in the vast minority. My informal estimation shows AT LEAST 95% of entrants to any Disney parks are wearing some sort of branded gear – from shirts to socks and everything in between.
If you’re booking your trip to Disney and you MUST wear a Disney-themed shirt, I did see a few that you should consider. These designs are creative and allow you to hold onto a shred of dignity.
Shirt 1: #Broke
Truth.
To the point.
Funny.
Shared sentiment.
Shirt 2: Said no man ever
Subtle.
Bold.
Might as well say, “My wife made me.”
Shirt 3: Princess Security
Sensitive without sarcasm.
Aviators.
Uniquely masculine.
No matter which you choose, rest assured, you’ll see some good ones during your stay at any Disney park.
Or, if you’ve seen a good design that I’ve missed, let me know using the comments below.
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